Fire Millen!
I've never been a huge football fan (maybe because the Lions have always been terrible), but I found this statement from ESPN's Article on "The owners we love to hate" pretty funny - especially the part about the Lions.
8. William Clay Ford, Detroit Lions: Forty-three years of ownership, one playoff win. In 2001, Ford was attacked by a band of marauding zombies, who subsequently ate his brain. In related news, Matt Millen has been the Lions' president and CEO ever since.
That reminds me of the game Dave and I went to earlier this summer. A baseball game. Not football. In Washington, DC. The Washington Nationals vs. the visiting Detroit Tigers. These guys were in one of the luxury boxes:
