$400 For a Piece of Crap.
Literally.
So, I've been sick this week and sort of out of it. On Monday (which I took off because I was sick), while I was feeding the dog, I noticed that Saber, my cat, had a piece of ribbon in his mouth from a mylar balloon I had got for my birthday. Unfortunately, it didn't register until a few seconds later, by which time, the ribbon was gone.
Now, I didn't actually see him eat it, but it was pretty clear that he did. So, I kept an eye on him that day. During the night, Saber threw up on the floor. When I woke up Tuesday morning I found it,a nd also saw that he hadn't sued hit litterbox, and had not eaten any of his food. He took a treat I gave him, but didn't want to touch his food. I went to work (still feeling miserable, by the way), and when I came home he still hadn't sued the literbox or touched his food.
Of course, I had a hockey game that night, and being the goalie, I had to go. So, since we only have one car, I called Martha. She ended up meeting me at the ice rink (right off the Ballston metro stop) two hours prior to my game. I brought my equipment and the team's jerseys, as well as the cat. Martha then took the car and the cat to the ER vet.
They took x-rays of his stomach, and while they didn't see any bunching or damage, there was considerable back up. The cat was constipated. He was also dehydrated. They gave him fluids, and some stool softener. This all costed us a nice $400. We decided to take him home, instead of leaving him overnight (which would have cost $1200). Martha then left the cat at home to pick me (and Dave) up from hockey. When we got back, Saber had dropped a load, and sure enough there was a ribbon inside it. So, now I'm giving him a stool softener with an eyedropper that I have to shove down his throat. He doesn't like that much, and his nails are sharp.
Anyway, Martha suggested getting the $400 poop log bronzed. That is honestly the most I've ever paid for a piece of crap. Hopefully I never will have to again.
